Me

Me: I’m a 30 year old HE administrator, mum of ‘spirited’ toddler. Married to supreme geek (not nerd). Relocated in June 2010 to the Midlands from South Wales. Took a bit of a step back career wise so trying to pull myself back up. The move was best for us as a family. But am lonely, and spend too much time over analysing things.

Cereal Boy: Born August 2008, freakishly tall for his age  but very lean (will either be a supermodel or one of those people on Ch4 Extreme Bodies). obsessed with cereal, dinosaurs, balls and my boobs.

Mr T: My husband, 2 years older than me. We have been together since I was 17 and eventually got married in 2007.  Supreme geek & audio engineer.  PC, linux platform and console fanboy,  hater of all things Apple.